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Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (7608)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

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that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?

#1 - On 08/31/2010 at 1:08pm by yellowdub

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Everybody farts. I did it once.

#9 - On 08/31/2010 at 1:15pm by illmatic2

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