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Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29150) - you deserved it (5484)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

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