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Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29802) - you deserved it (7317)

On 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm - love - by CreepedOut (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Don't use eHarmoney.

The guy was probably joking about his condition and you took it the wrong way. Don't be so harsh.

#1 - On 08/29/2010 at 7:25pm by Freeze

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i hate when guys act so attached, that would freak me out, i feel for ya.

#2 - On 08/29/2010 at 7:28pm by JayBear14

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