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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33055) - you deserved it (14076)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for not recognizing your own girlfriend..

#7 - On 08/26/2010 at 7:36pm by thathurts

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i first read this and thought of the fresh prince of bel air

#6 - On 08/26/2010 at 7:34pm by chocolatedrop

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