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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (14158)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for not recognizing your own girlfriend..

#7 - On 08/26/2010 at 7:36pm by thathurts

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Silly method of proposing, but if she's that mercurial then you're better off without her anyway. And the stranger who wants to marry you is just a bonus!

#8 - On 08/26/2010 at 7:36pm by capnbzarr

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