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Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML


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On 08/26/2010 at 12:11am - love - by tj - United States

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you broke up with him over it? damn. I would have asked for it just to piss you off.

#21 - On 08/26/2010 at 6:54am by rossp

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Why do you have to be so clingy and paranoid? Why do you assume he was going to cheat on you behind your back?

He was probably just trying to organize a lovely, little threesome for all of you. Jeez, what ever happened to old-fashioned romance?!?!

#24 - On 08/26/2010 at 7:12am by perdix

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