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Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (2151)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:19am - love - by groomsman (man) - United States (Michigan)

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He learned the sharing lesson too well.

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 1:45pm by ColetteL

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keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!

#12 - On 08/24/2010 at 2:00pm by gomerturd

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