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Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.

#4 - On 08/17/2010 at 10:12am by Vehicle

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you bloody idiot

#5 - On 08/17/2010 at 10:12am by RedPillSucks

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