Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 124
You deserved it 20 679

Top comments

datkid117 13

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

Comments

Agreed. OP, You're Stupid For Going Along With It. YDI.

the_flirtt 0

Rule 35: If there isn't a **** for it, it WILL be made.

u need to stop doing what everyone thinks you should do!! first!!! not!

lmfao... well you kinda deserve it... but u at the same time fyl...

ha 38, you made my fml app crash xD nice! lol

Someone_somewere 7

what the fudge number 38? haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh I just peed and pooped.

Brittney_E 0

awh, does 58 need an adult diaper?? 

wrinklynutsack 0

my penis vs your ******. sudden death

8 why so much hate for 7?? is it cause 7 ate 9?

Brittney_E 0

wow, phantom 956. how long did it take you to come up with that?

samantha987 0

wow 64! that was almost as funny as the time my 3 year old brother told that joke -_- lol

rule 36-sometimes the **** can be dangerous.

TurboTalon 0

Damn.. people pay for stuff like that.

drip drip drip poo poo poo, I wanna piss on you!!

bigblue95 0

i never got the whole laugh so hard u piss urself.

I don't think thts funny at all. wht kind of best friend is tht?

KiddNYC1O 20

if you're a guy, op, this should be win.

Where's the FML? If you're a masochist who likes golden showers you probably just came.

I played dodge the swingers at recess back in elementry school... but that was an idiot move you did.

Izzy_babii 0

74,you kinda look like Spinner from Degrassi...just putting that out there lol :D

instead of a cool recording, you got a multimillion view hilarious YouTube video lol

what's with splurge of uncontrolable bladder stories

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Lol OP got pissed off and pissed on.

pingpongpenguin 3

captain, it was. but I pissed in it. you're a unicorn again!!!

ispitflames 3

lets see the video, or its fake.

OopsieDaisies 0

well it would have actually been an interesting shot..

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Triple P: Yup. Uni is back.

Thats_Mclovin_2U 0

lmao that's the second time I see your post on 69 xD

justferfun 0

that's so true #74 you do look like spinner I luv degrassi .... I've watched all the episodes from the beginning : the kids of degrassi street degrassi junior high degrassi high the following movie degrassi the next gen I remember I saw alli from degrassi at the eaton centre... I luv living in Toronto

shoulda just put the camera there not YOU

zackbjj1 0

#71 like the dude that dislocated his shoulder dangerous?

op this would have been lame footage if you hadn't been kicked in the face. Now, it's entertainment! But it your friend was hot and wearing a skirt that makes it even better...

fakeaccountX 6

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don't even want none of the above...

I did this with my friend! minus the kicking and peeing.

rockmetal0712 0

you're an idiot for even attempting to do that... YDI

Op why don't you just set the camera up underneath instead of holding it?

UpYoursInAdvance 0

61 I need one and I would be more than honored if you put it on me.

pingpongpenguin 3
UpYoursInAdvance 0

LMAO 99 Spinner is the shit!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

132 I think I'm on Team "I don't give a ****" when it comes to that story.. begin

1. is this yours? 2. I read your comment the other day saleen s7 twin can't beat the thrust ssc it's impossible! ssc tops out at 768.6 saleen no. 3. it might be able to beat the bugatti if it can reach the speed of those rumors you heard but other that that bugatti is still fastest street legal and thrust ssc is fastest period.

your unattractive (AFP) learn to smile

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spaceboyftw 0

BAHAHAHA HAAAAHAHAAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAAAA. AHHHHHHHH...that was funny

your really not cool when you try to make fun of people. sorry

tell her that 'friendship' 'swings' both ways and then drop her off in the worst part of town. boom. next.

JustJess666 0

I'm just saying that you either need brains, a better friend or a shamwow!!!

ha 74 is spinner! except spin has creepy shark teeth

how do I put a pic up on my profile??? I'm new 2 this. thx

lexielovesyou 0

wtf xD thhats like the most unlikely thing to happen...

pm_rod 0

that's weird and strangely arousing......

This was totally a YDI... until you said she pissed on you ¬_¬

Cupcakeshizz 0

at first glance I thought it said 'she pissed in my eye' xD

Why does it always seem like girls on FMLs have bladder problems and can never hold their pee in?

iloveeyouuxD 9
Morgansayshi 0

was she wearing a skirt cuz i dony see any other reason why you wuld agree to that...

lovinit5683 0

Lol epic fail! That would freaking suck I think I would have to get her back...

She's right. I bet that made a great video. You two could be stars! Give R. Kelly a call.

KiddNYC1O 20

I've heard of such allegations.

datkid117 13

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL