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Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59159) - you deserved it (3736)

On 04/23/2009 at 10:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

#9 - On 04/23/2009 at 5:23pm by genius_man16

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Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

#7 - On 04/23/2009 at 5:21pm by missus_butter

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