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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38493) - you deserved it (3969)

On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Wow, what a fucking asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

#1 - On 08/11/2010 at 1:04pm by Geiko

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Why did you ask? Don't most guys just want a BJ and pancakes with bacon in the morning?

#40 - On 08/11/2010 at 1:26pm by sourgirl101

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