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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43662) - you deserved it (6490)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

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Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure

#3 - On 08/04/2010 at 6:08am by towboatdude

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12- you are seriously fucking retarded. who ever said that was her ex?!
And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby!
Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:

#15 - On 08/04/2010 at 6:58am by barbie08

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