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Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (4328)

On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)

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maybe he's attracted to zombies?

#1 - On 08/03/2010 at 3:14am by RyanG_21

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He likes turtles.

#8 - On 08/03/2010 at 3:22am by barbarajean

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