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Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by tripb101 - United States (Oregon)

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Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.

#10 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:09pm by hydronium

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I suppose talking to her about the problem is no doubt out of the question?

#13 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:15pm by powerade

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