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Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48344) - you deserved it (4927)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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1)How the hell does one rip up a tomato planter? (#4)
2)Why does there happen to be a Topsy Turvey Upside Down Tomato Planter ad on this page? Propaganda much?

#7 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:24pm by poolshark

See in context

+12

Those are pretty cool.
Buy him one. Then he can make you delicious salads.

#2 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:17pm by Loverfli

See in context

+7

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