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Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38813) - you deserved it (5957)

On 07/29/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by BadGirlfriend12 (woman) - United States

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did you take the money?

#1 - On 07/30/2010 at 3:15am by lovelyred

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take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

#5 - On 07/30/2010 at 3:15am by crzywhitebtch

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