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Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61402) - you deserved it (4213)

On 04/22/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Bo (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

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