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Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9060) - you deserved it (95755)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:24pm - love - by kellym (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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