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Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15324) - you deserved it (141775)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:24pm - love - by kellym (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Yeah, your life isn't fucked, his is.

#6 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:17am by Mylar

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FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you.
and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P

#8 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:20am by dragonmystik3030

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