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Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML


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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Really.. if thats true then it sucks

#1 - On 07/19/2010 at 5:11pm by Bigsmak

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You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah

#12 - On 07/19/2010 at 5:14pm by BrownSugar

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