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Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36479) - you deserved it (3151)

On 07/14/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Depressed (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]

#5 - On 07/14/2010 at 6:14am by FFML_314

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You should tell her new boyfriend that you dumped her for testing HIV positive! That will flip her weave!! Lmao

#58 - On 07/14/2010 at 8:48am by kingtuna

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