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Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51885) - you deserved it (5602)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:31pm - love - by Kfeaaa (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Not your fault...he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1...what an ass x(

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:16am by ProcrastinationQueen

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that guy is an ass. who the fuck breaks up over voicemail?

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:05am by good_guy

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