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Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML


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On 06/22/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I hope you said no?

#3 - On 06/22/2010 at 7:30pm by GeneGenie

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Wow. My husband and I just got married today. He's also in the military. And he could care less about the money. I mean yea, it's going to help with bills for our house and stuff but we got married because we love each other. And let me tell you. being apart is the hardest thing ever. so if he's only thinking about the money don't bother in putting yourself through a long distance relationship. seriously.

#15 - On 06/22/2010 at 7:36pm by jynxpawzz

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