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Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (3429)

On 06/22/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I hope you said no?

#3 - On 06/22/2010 at 7:30pm by GeneGenie

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well if he was gunna ask u anyways in the future why not now and I know how it is my brother did that he'd be making enough to get u twenty diamond rings if u go in single and get married u only get half as much as if u enter basic married he isn't being a douche it's money u won't find anywhere else in this suck ass economy

#10 - On 06/22/2010 at 7:33pm by sannabuke

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