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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29824) - you deserved it (4483)

On 06/01/2010 at 5:49am - love - by staciedee - United States (California)

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it's the thought that counts you bitch :)

#7 - On 06/01/2010 at 10:13am by SlipKnoT_Fukk

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beware of sex with him. could be dangerous

#1 - On 06/01/2010 at 10:10am by imortal20

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