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Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56760) - you deserved it (1989)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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