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Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26035) - you deserved it (3618)

On 05/21/2010 at 12:40am - love - by humanalarmclock (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Get the "Clocky" alarm clock that rolls around the room.
Tie a 8 ft length of string to it.
Tie the other end to his dick.
Dump him.

#22 - On 05/21/2010 at 8:49am by RedPillSucks

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FYL for being dependable

#2 - On 05/21/2010 at 6:19am by Ragnir

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