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Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24903) - you deserved it (3525)

On 05/21/2010 at 12:40am - love - by humanalarmclock (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Well maybe if you offered to make sammiches... Just saying...

#4 - On 05/21/2010 at 6:21am by FYLDeep

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Get the "Clocky" alarm clock that rolls around the room.
Tie a 8 ft length of string to it.
Tie the other end to his dick.
Dump him.

#22 - On 05/21/2010 at 8:49am by RedPillSucks

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