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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34936) - you deserved it (3177)

On 05/19/2010 at 4:19pm - love - by Amy - Sent from mobile version

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sucks for you :/ is the baby his?

#1 - On 05/19/2010 at 7:55pm by epoh

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Don't worry, she'll be unattractive to him in a few months. Get some other dude to knock you up, and you'll have him back in a jiffy!

#28 - On 05/19/2010 at 8:34pm by perdix

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