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Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML

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On 05/18/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Dana422 (woman) - United States (New York)

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#1 - On 05/18/2010 at 5:55am by djaeb2001

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YDI for, well, wearing purple underwear with white pants and not checking your zipper.
And why does everyone on here need to 'finally work up courage' before talking to someone? I'm rather shy myself I don't need all my courage just to talk.

#4 - On 05/18/2010 at 5:58am by lettertjes

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