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Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be I found a note. It said "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49877) - you deserved it (8934)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by jacked (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"

#3 - On 04/17/2009 at 3:53am by dino_witha_cape

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I need to hear the whole story to vote ,

#6 - On 04/17/2009 at 4:04am by JBiz

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