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Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24836) - you deserved it (47824)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States

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