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Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30589) - you deserved it (63313)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States

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That's one HELL of a first impression.

#2 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:23am by prttyyngthng

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the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

#3 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:23am by mogan

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