By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 686
You deserved it 69 514

Same thing different taste

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prttyyngthng 0

That's one HELL of a first impression.

the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

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oh god i HATE meeting the family they are usually bastards you obviously didnt mean it if they dont let you forget about it dont even worry about trying to do nice things for them ever again

#11 I think I might be pissed too if someone dislocated my child's shoulders and it wouldn't make a good Impression, but it's obvious she didn't mean to so I hope they get over it somehow And if thats what you think about family or your partner's family I feel sorry for you

projekt84 0

this happens more often than you think

ahahahaha. I DID THE EXACT SAME TO MY LITTLE SISTER. but. seriously. its more FHL. she is the one who got hurt.

Aw that sucks. Apparently it happens quite often, and it's usually the parents, so don't feel bad. I'm obsessively careful with my daughter (I don't even let her climb very high on the kids playground) and I still used to do this with her until I was told this could happen.

LOL! I love it! She probably deserved it, actually. Once they put 'em back in... do it again! ;) #2 - Haha yesss.

@ #10 And what? You think it's acceptable to throw puppies about? You think they are somehow less fragile than kids? @ OP I wouldn't feel too bad. The kid was probably egging you on as kids do. But next time put common sense in front of trying to impress your b/f's parents by submitting to what the kid sister wants. Even if she gets persistent.

Shut the hell up with all the "oh my god!!! You throw puppies around" that's not what they said I work with dogs all day at work and its completely ok to play rough with dogs/puppies have u ever seen two dogs play it can get pretty gnarly u dnt see them pussying out and this is no longer going anywhere I'm sorry

This used to happen to my cousin when she was about 2-6. She eventually grew out of it as her body and ligaments got stronger... how old was the little girl?

AK 2

What the hell? How hard did you swing her around!? This should be an FML for the poor kid.

LMFAO I've heard about this happening to a few kids, shit happens. Not really your fault, pero still, I bed her parents wanted to KILL you hahaha.

_apecakez 0

LOL! "faster! FASTER! ARHH!" "oh dear God! your shoulders look .... slightly slumped."