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Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16025) - you deserved it (76242)

On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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What is the difference between you and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.

#13 - On 03/17/2010 at 11:11am by mshafty

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lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends

#5 - On 03/17/2010 at 11:08am by omgxwtfxheather

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