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Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16881) - you deserved it (1538)

On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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