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Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Hmm..... someone is tugging on something that I wear. I shall ignore it.

(time passes)

Oh no. I am in a terrible predicament. A small child has put my washable coat is his mouth. This F***s my day completely.

#12 - On 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm by Ruprex

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Not all that big a deal, unless he somehow bit a hole through it. Jackets can be washed.

#4 - On 03/01/2010 at 2:05pm by jts2

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