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Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5518) - you deserved it (41974)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

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