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Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML


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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

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That is fucking disgusting.

I think I hate you for putting the scenario in my head.

Also, YDI for absentmindedly playing with your child's snot instead of putting it straight in the trash. Or, say, removing it with a tissue in the first place.

#4 - On 02/24/2010 at 10:08am by Quest_

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eww that's soo gross!

#1 - On 02/24/2010 at 10:05am by o_ospacedout

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