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Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72288) - you deserved it (2650)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by omgn00blolz89 (man) - United States (New York)

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Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:48am by YouDontSeeMe

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LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:49am by DisturbedDriver

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