Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22632) - you totally deserved it (2556)
On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version
(+1)hahahahaha i almost peed on myself laughing at this one...considering wat sum ppl been puttin up thts pretty much fml worthy lol
#17 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:26pm by shadaboo2014
(-1)I laughed out loud at this...ur kid seriously put ur wallet in the toaster? haha kids these days *tsk tsk*...gotta love em.
(0)Let's be glad it wasnt in the other bathroom with that other FML dude who was crawling in the dark and tripped and shit on himself.
Jesus christ, this site shows some serious low-IQ'ers here.
You may be the product of wincest.
YDI OP.
(0)Mmm.... what's cookin... oh! my favourite! Toasted wallet with a bit of melted plastic (credit card, ID, etc.) on it!
(+2)YDI for leaving your wallet within reach of your kid.
#2 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:12pm by judetheobvious
(-3)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
STFU.
#14 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:22pm by The_Toxic_Mite
(0)not lke the kid is gonna kill him with it or spend his money
#80 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:34pm by cadeissoscene
(0)Why do a lot of the fmls come from Nord de Calais?????
#177 - On 02/13/2010 at 6:28pm by albinomustang
(0)I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111."
Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.
#11 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:19pm by saranottelling
(0)i don't think you can insult this guy... he already shit himself, and most likely was injured during the fall.
(-1)Nice. Why did your kid put it in the toaster? Did he think it would make toast, kind of like that old commercial with the kid, the PB
#13 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:21pm by snickerdoodles
(-1)Nice. Why did he put it in the toaster? Did he think it would make toast, kind of like the old commercial with the kid, the PB
#15 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:23pm by snickerdoodles
(0)Interesting double post!
I haven't been posting as much because FML keeps deleting my comments, they need to sort this problem out.
#20 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:32pm by FernandoTorres
(0)What are you posting from, snick? iPhone? Mac? Linux?
Certain posters have issues with the ampersand. Something (probably the FML app) doesn't translate it properly into "&".
(0)Ohhhh. Yeah, I'm using an iPod Touch.
Let's try again.
Nice. Why would he put it in the toaster? Did he think it would make toast, kind of like the old commercial with the kid, the PB and J, and the VCR?
#119 - On 02/10/2010 at 2:27am by snickerdoodles
(0)Wahahaha.
And you screech at everyone else for incomplete double posts ^,^
And imma look retarded if it gets deleted.
But as for the FML-hilarious. Faved.
(0)#20 stop tryin to hit on snickers. And Damn. now ur kid has leverage over u when they want something in public. Guess that's one way of "stop, drop, n rolling" lol.
#25 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:46pm by Howlingwolf
(0)If that's one of the funniest comments then this is probably your first time.
#57 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:53pm by Ajjas013
(0)is this fml shitting your pants or the fact your kids likes to make poptarts out your wallet??
#37 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:58pm by budster1993
(0)he could have been aiming at a new
flavor...i wonder wat he'll call it?
#42 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:10pm by shadaboo2014
(0)AWWWW that REALLY sucks!!!!!P00R BABY!!!that is embarrassing on your part and stupid on your kids.but still very funny
#44 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:15pm by Luvin_life_17
(0)I know kids are kids etc etc, but that was seriously retarded.
#49 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:29pm by uxoriouswidow
(0) eh pretty sure #46 asked snickerdoodles how old she is cuz she smethin she said. like it was immature, not like "ooh ur hot, i wanna bang you"
might just b me tho :/
#62 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:06pm by Jen_J_the_J
(0)that's what you get for being an idiot. ever hear of "keeping it on the down low"? as in tell people on REAL LIFE and not on facebook where your mom can find out?
#67 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:21pm by underpaid011
(0)hey atleast you were home n not at work or some shit... no pun intended lol
#76 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:15pm by velvet_kisses
(0)AREA MAN DIES IN ROUTINE GREASE FIRE
Found at bottom of stairs with pants around ankles, smeared in feces.
(0)wow thats some funny shit.. be thankful it wasnt in a public place and you didnt break anything from falling down some stairs
#84 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:54pm by TruleighSadistic
(0)omfg fyl dude that's cruel, ground dat little boy!
#90 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:00pm by fylatfyldotcom
(0)FYL times three: interrupted crap time (huge fyl); having shat whilst still in pants (presumably, and another huge fyl); and having a child who would attempt to cook (and perchance eat) a definite non-food item. (the trifecta) :p
(-1)if your kid is putting wallets in the toaster I'm assuming they are pretty young? so then why would you run out of the house without getting your children if the alarm goes off?!
#99 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:22pm by nickiloo22
(0)well usually if your fire alarm goes off you don't run and hide in another room... you run to get out of the house....
#155 - On 02/11/2010 at 12:53am by nickiloo22
(0)All it said was that the OP ran downstairs. Why the fuck would you assume (s)he was running outside? The kid and/or the fire alarm obviously could have been downstairs, dumbass.
(0)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! looks like someone needs a new wallet....
#102 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:45pm by Blink182ftw
(-1)I like that no one pointed out that he ran out of the house with out his kid. that's karma for leaving your kid in what you thought was a burning house! Also why I think this one is fake FYL anyways
#107 - On 02/10/2010 at 12:43am by Sparkzilla
(-1)I pointed it
out. I agree with you.. it is fake. and honestly not funny
#108 - On 02/10/2010 at 12:45am by nickiloo22
(0)you're right it doesn't. that was my bad.
this still isn't funny though in my opinion so chill bitch :)
#174 - On 02/12/2010 at 9:48pm by nickiloo22
(0)you need to discipline your kid and pull the smoke alarm while he takes a shit
#110 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:00am by sacknugget
(0)this one time I had to take crap an then holy crap there's a chineese guy in my room run
#120 - On 02/10/2010 at 2:37am by hershey098
(0)oh man FYL big time dude there's not much to say here most kids when they see your wallet they take the money out but hey your son decides let me drop it in the toaster and get the butter clearly he thought it was toast lol.
#132 - On 02/10/2010 at 8:14am by marquisallover
(0)Not everybody loretah, my sphincter lets absolutely nothing in, and nothing out unless I want it to.
(0)Lol if this is fake you should write sitcom scripts...
#136 - On 02/10/2010 at 10:16am by The_Great_Zucchi
(0)hahaha! no offense but that is funny shit. hah, get it, shit?
#139 - On 02/10/2010 at 11:52am by indigolyss
(0)actually it's not ur kids fault of any of this. It's your fault. Who lets their one year-old move around the house and gives them enough time to get your wallet and put it in the the toaster. Your just an awful parent.
#145 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:37pm by chicagoowns
(0)oh my fucking god that is awful...
and made me laugh hysterically outloud.
sorry.
x]
#150 - On 02/10/2010 at 9:03pm by lilylove94
(0)OMG!!! I never imagined a worse situation!!! imagine needing to take a serious dump while there is a fire in the building!!! wooow... (I found that concept more interesting than this FML)
#159 - On 02/11/2010 at 1:55am by thedivinecomeD
(0)Why do people say "YDI for leaving your wallet in reach!!" The kid could have put a toy in the toaster! What then? "YDI for leaving toys in reach!!!!". Give the OP a break.
(0)Omg, I cried sooo hard laughing at this!! That seriously sucks, but it was too fuckin funny.
#171 - On 02/12/2010 at 1:11am by iheartyourpsyche
(0)lmmfaomg i am dying laughing at work lmfao i'm gonna end up in one of these ER beds from abd pains lmfao
(0)ahahahahahhahaaa
I'm so sorry but all I can do was laugh:)))
#182 - On 06/14/2010 at 11:04pm by skittles88
