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Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26525) - you deserved it (3110)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

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