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Today, I took my 8 year old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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That isn't how you play laser tag?

#16 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:42am by lainzilla

See in context

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Just shoot him in the eye with the laser. PEW PEW PEW

#13 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:02am by Peroxide

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