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Today, I took my 8 year old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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That isn't how you play laser tag?

#16 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:42am by lainzilla

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Did you at least get to shoot the little turd?

#8 - On 01/30/2010 at 6:21am by chasin_butterfli

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