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Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42040) - you deserved it (12596)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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Wow. That is fucked up - so basically the mum told her daughter you were the father but didn't think to tell you she existed?

#5 - On 01/26/2010 at 7:27pm by _RobotInDisguise

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Thanks for featuring me here ! ^^

#249 - On 09/30/2012 at 6:13am by sow_ay

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