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Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today and had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can verify he can go back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16526) - you deserved it (1424)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:24pm - kids - by joshua (man) - United States (California)

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