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Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21301) - you deserved it (1981)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:18am - kids - by shitface (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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