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Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 12:29am - kids - by bern5555 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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$2 for chicken nuggets and Coffee? That's awesome value!

At least u can still eat the coffee chicken nuggets.

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 6:04am by Blotto

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How funny, when I worked at a daycare enter the kids LOVED dipping their chicken nuggets in milk, no joke. But yeah, kids are midget devils

#3 - On 01/13/2010 at 6:09am by proflover

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