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Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting for the elevator, an elderly couple leaned over, saw our baby, and said, "Look, it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds, and my wife hasn't stopped crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (1515)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:10am - kids - by mickey1928 -

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