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Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting for the elevator, an elderly couple leaned over, saw our baby, and said, "Look, it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds, and my wife hasn't stopped crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (2125)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:10am - kids - by mickey1928 -

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You should of replied "Look, its those wrinkled prunes that go around insulting newborn babies".
That'll teach them ;DD

#4 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:06pm by RobotSox

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How is this an FML? The chubby babies are usually the cutest and the healthiest.

Fat babies are the best.

#2 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:05pm by idkweird

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