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Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20716) - you deserved it (2705)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well, your're cheering him on and he wanted to show you how thankful he was and expressed how much he thought of you.

#4 - On 01/11/2010 at 5:19pm by McFail

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wow

#1 - On 01/11/2010 at 5:04pm by hahahaha1239

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