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Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33744) - you deserved it (2846)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

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..And this is the reason my husband may interact with our child, but not actually TEACH her anything.
He'd do this, I know he would.
FYL, she's too smart.

#4 - On 01/08/2010 at 9:56am by GoddessDigi

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#1 I wouldn't go back

#1 - On 01/08/2010 at 9:53am by martin4770

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