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Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6799) - you deserved it (33359)

On 01/06/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by pinky (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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