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Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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On 01/06/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by pinky (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Ummm, anyone with kids knows that jewlery and kids don't mix well...

#1 - On 01/06/2010 at 5:28pm by Starfire22

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YDI for letting him touch it.

#2 - On 01/06/2010 at 5:30pm by LauraTheKiwi

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