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Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29171) - you deserved it (3947)

On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

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I'd kick the kid

#1 - On 01/01/2010 at 2:04pm by leasha12111

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wow I have a quick fact

34.627 % of all fmls are cause by children that havnt Been raised properly

45% by boyfriend or girlfriend cheating

20% by being too fat


btw I made these up

#18 - On 01/01/2010 at 2:38pm by 1800getalife

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