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Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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On 12/30/2009 at 5:42pm - kids - by doody (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Why didn't you lock the door? And it's not that embarrassing - they're women too - unless your vagina is deformed or something.

#5 - On 12/30/2009 at 7:40pm by amritajaneeex3

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of course she locked the door, the locks are not very complicated in public bathroom stalls, three year olds can easily open them.

#6 - On 12/30/2009 at 7:41pm by purplepickle

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