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Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (22951)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 3:21am by ohhoho

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There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.

#4 - On 12/17/2009 at 3:25am by startafire

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