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Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks: "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014