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Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML


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On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Tell your kid to shut up. The rest of us paid over $10 a ticket and are trying to watch the movie! I hate people who bring their damn kids to a movie and they just won't shut up! Rent the DVD and watch it at home, then your kid can cry, talk, and ask all the stupid questions it wants...and leave the rest of us in peace!

#3 - On 12/14/2009 at 6:34am by chrissyj84

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And why would you go out in public with visibly fury legs?

#2 - On 12/14/2009 at 6:29am by bgpink

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