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Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3811) - you deserved it (56937)

On 12/10/2009 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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"I lied, just because I am lazy, but I couldn't even do it right."
Oh yeah, obviously your life is terrible.

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:25pm by HuskyButt

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Mother of the year of the year award goes to...

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...Not you, you lazy bitch.

#10 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:30pm by babygraprefruit

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