Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2009 at 9:34am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

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  • "I lied, just because I am lazy, but I couldn't even do it right."
    Oh yeah, obviously your life is terrible.

    #4 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:25pm by HuskyButt

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  • Mother of the year of the year award goes to...

    (drum roll)

    ...Not you, you lazy bitch.

    #10 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:30pm by babygraprefruit

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