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Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 9:05am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Austria (Vorarlberg)

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Perhaps you should have buried the dog further down... he must've been awfully close to the surface if your son was able to reach the bones with a plastic shovel.

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:07pm by L4m3r

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And this is why we shouldn't lie to our kids about dumb stuff. They can handle the truth.

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:07pm by songstress4life

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