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Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15650) - you deserved it (65694)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:05am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Austria (Vorarlberg)

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