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Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (3928)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

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ouch lol that sucks for u btw i love ur username lol

#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:11pm by Goob_the_dude

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Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.

#13 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:20pm by LemonadePink

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