Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you totally deserved it (2983)
On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)
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FIRST!!!
#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:09pm by michaelrule4
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IDK WHATS WORSE...
YOU DONT KNOW WHEN YOUR OVERWEIGHT
FAT PEOPLE ARENT NICE ANYMORE:(
#26 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:03pm by Alexandrianz
LMAO. THE FIRST THREE COMMENTS ARE WIN. Ahahaha.
@Starchild: I can't figure if you are being sarcastic, but being fat does not make a person nice... I think that's kind of obvious though?
#58 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:36pm by wingedspiritus
I'm posting underneath #1 so I can be #2! I'm so special and clever. That being said, that kid's a jerk. Did the mom get mad at you?
#81 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:43pm by spectreU98
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ill just take care of it for the 100 people that are gonna post it
YDI FOR BEING FAT!!!
Not necessarily his/her fault for being fat, but for being fat and then bitching about it when people call you what you are. Why do people think it's so inappropriate to acknowledge that somebody is overweight? It's usually there personal choice of unhealthy diet and lack of exercise.
#34 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:46pm by ParaplegicPony
i really think people just come on here to be ignorant twats...
#42 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:19pm by The_Uncouth
she might have a thyroid (not sure how to spell that and cbf looking it up)/hormonal problem...
#70 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:49am by harlehatschi
It doesn't matter if she has a thyroid condition, who gives a shit if you're fat. She was baby sitting a kid not running a marathon. It's her life.
Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.
#13 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:20pm by LemonadePink
Bwahaha, I use to think fat people were all nice too until I saw that episode of Wife Swap years ago with that fat Jesus freak, OMG, she scared the he'll out of me!
#14 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:21pm by Bloodknight
What a little shit. You should bitch out the mom for raising such an unruly monster.
#16 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:22pm by noshitsherlock
how did you punish him?
so,maybe to him,it could've been mean?
#17 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:25pm by sillyzombiekid
The OP didn't say how she punished him.
For all we know, she could've nearly suffocated the kid by sitting on him......
or she did the Michael JAckson o:
#18 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:29pm by scateice
We're supposed to be jolly, not nice.
And we get really pissed off when we see food get thrown or otherwise wasted.
OMG - You guys suck. The point of this fml is that she is in charge of a little shit who insulted her. I babysat kids who would call the parents saying I hit them just because the didn't want to go to bed...some kids are terrible and that is NOT the fault of the sitter. You go girl - being fat does not mean you are a bad person.
And, I am not fat, just an FYI.
#22 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:52pm by soccer_gal6
omg, the fat people migrated! D:
now they have complete control of the USA they started migrating to Europe
oj ofc, I'm happy a fellow Belgian has an FML to post :D
I dont understand how everyone can say the USA is so fat.. I barely see any fat people where I live except for the convenient store porkers. Maybe NJ is just a skinnier state.
#32 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:32pm by Person1233
Have you ever been to Texas? West Virginia? Mississippi? Alabama? Los Angeles? South Carolina? Indiana? Tennessee? Alaska? Then you will understand...
#44 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:22pm by spiderman0606
your right, those are mainly the fat states, they should break off and form a new country... they could call it.... Lardonia! lol not many fatties in chicago tho
#45 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:30pm by The_Uncouth
yeah, not to stereotype, but i was driving along the east coast. when we went north, the people started getting skinnier and the portions started getting smaller. when we drove south, the people started getting larger and the portions nearly doubled in size. i mean, that's why you never see a cracker barrel in new jersey or new york.
#46 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:31pm by the_stereotype
this is an FML becuz the mom told the little kid that all fat people were nice LMAO
#31 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:31pm by getreadysetfml
...so what?
if u r fat, thats your problem and ur not a victim
if u rnt, then u shouldnt be offended
this is the dumbest FML ive seen
Oh come on please don't kid yourself. You know if you're fat. The kid was a brat anyway, hopefully you explained that to the mom. So??? Lose a little weight and you'll get over it, hopefully you already have though.
I saw someone comment saying at least the kid didn't say you were ugly right? Buck up.
not true...there are some people who are in super denial about being fat and they wear skin tight clothes that they think looks good on them, even when it makes them look ugly and fat and disgusting...i see it a lot
#39 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:56pm by shining_star
America isn't fat......unless all the fat people are migrating there :0
Only about 1/3 of America(or USA im not sure) is overweight, it's not like EVERYONE is fat
#38 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:51pm by scateice
The CDC begs to differ:
"Percent of noninstitutionalized adults age 20 years and over who are overweight or obese: 67% (2005-2006)" - http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/overwt.htm
It's not everybody, true, but it is a lot of fatties.
That percentage also includes athletes and other people who are outside of their suggested weight range due to large amounts of muscle. Even the CDC admits that the percentages aren't accurate because BMI does not directly correlate with body fat percentages.
There is a still a high percentage, but not quite 2/3 of the country.
#50 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:00pm by raeofsunshinexox
YDI for punishing a kid you are babysitting. Tell the parents and let them deal with it, you don't have enough authority to choose how he should be punished, possibly making it harder for his parents to properly punish him in the future.
how could his mom lie to him like that???? lol that sucks seriously tho, just refuse to babysit the little brat. make the mom do some shit for once in her parenthood, god i hate parents like that!
#43 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:21pm by The_Uncouth
who keeps letting these fat sob stories through? when you see a story like this, click NO.
#47 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:33pm by the_stereotype
you punched the kid in the fucking face. you definately deserved it.
#48 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:45pm by barrelracer3092
I wouldnt click no its funny! lol and messed up! sorry girl. But yeah sucks!!
#59 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:15am by lovelybells
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Not an FML! It should be damn I'm a lazy POS!!! For letting my body get this way and be a fattty fat fat fat. Your y America is the laughing stock of all other countrys. So leave mcdonalds alone and watch what you eat and soon you will see your feet! Oohh skeet skeet .lol real loud at u
#67 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:46am by Ninja_Style
Wow.... da's echt stom.... Maar misschien ligt het niet aan jou he, en wou dat kind gewoon ehmm, stom doen ofzo, kweeni..
#71 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:59am by LollyPop1
Well fuck me sideways! I lived in Belgium once too.
But fuck #67 too, because he's calling Americans fat, but this is from Belgium. And anyone who says YDI for being fat is a Nazi and a douche, probably every bit as fat as the OP too.
#73 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:10pm by iamspartacus2
Can everyone stop picking on Americans? Not to do the same to others, but I know that Beitain for one is getting heavier with the recession, and when I went to Europe last summer, most of the overweight people I saw were NOT American tourists.
#75 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:48pm by dol567
Overweight people should rise up against the skinny people who mock them start by becoming cannibals and eat their oppressors !
somebody is obviously fat and jealous of skinny people's ability to not repulse people...
#77 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:51pm by shining_star
WTF is wrong with that bitch? People like her should not be allowed to have kids!
#78 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:53am by lilmsgoodgoody
I guess a certain fat person won't be babysitting any time soon, then. Lose some weight, and maybe the kid won't recognize you next time!
This is aimed at everyone dissing fat people:
1. Overweight people are nice until people tick them off by commenting on their wait. So shut your little pie holes with the generalization.
2. This is an FYL. Perhaps they have a thyroid problem? They can't control that.
3. Like #80 is implying, little kids generalize. Racism, weight, etc. How is that a YDI?
4. I happen to know overweight people that get P.O.d by the term "fat". So could you at least TRY to not tick them off?
5. I would like to conclude that this is not funny (cough#79cough) and again, that perhaps the OP has a thyroid problem. Don't assume. It gets you nowhere.
